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How to help on-line criminals and earn fame at the same time?

Feb 24, 2009
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These days Web 2.0 addicts become the heroes of Internet newsfeeds more and more often. It seems like cybercriminals work long hours on their tasks. How can we help them in their hard work and at the same time become the latest on-line news' heroes? Below are some simple tips:

  1. Always give completely true personal info and provide as many details as possible in your profile. It will help criminals at least in their manipulations with credit cards: your date of birth and where you live is enough to set up a card in your name. And in the particular instances, as you probably know, even simple changing your marital status in Facebook may be fatal.

  2. Talking of status, never forget to respectively update it or just promptly inform the whole world about your travelling plans (very convenient on Twitter). Always indicate the route and terms of the trip, like "now enjoying Hawaii, back in two weeks". Quick-witted bad guys will appreciate this info.

  3. Upload as many explicit photos as you have. Shoot some if you still don't have. Don't be greedy and on short notice share these images with the strangers listed as friends (or girl-friends).By the way, make as many such contacts as possible because the number of friends in Facebook is the most essential of your assets.

  4. Always make boast of your costly purchases and gifts: it raises your rating from the viewpoint of hundreds of absolutely unknown people. What else can you dream of? Don't forget to keep to p.2 meanwhile.

  5. Click each TinyURL on Twitter and download more useless vital Facebook apps. Otherwise you can miss something extremely important. Your PC will be grateful to you.

  6. The above tips are for common social networks participants. If you feel like you have any adventurer abilities, unlock your potential and agree to each doubtful offer in Craiglist. Flashmob is still a topic of current interest and the source of adrenalin.

  7. The last tip is for the most advanced citizens. When you plan committing an illegal act yourself, don't forget to first inform the world about your intention at your Facebook page. Have respect for the pains of law-enforcement agencies.




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